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Thursday, 31 October 2013 02:01

The Hell Plaza Oktoberfest Se7en!

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About a month ago, I received an anonymous package.  Well, anonymous except for The Digital Bits logo in the return address and a single word scrawled across the side: “GLUTTONY”.

“What’s in the box?” I yelled out loud to nobody in particular.  I opened it and was horrified by its contents.  It was full of DVDs and Blu-rays, all horror movies.  Oh, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head, which I thought was kind of odd.  [...]

Despite the fact that I’m just a week away from retirement, I’ve been watching those discs, searching them for clues that might lead me to the sender.  I haven’t turned anything up yet but I’ll be reporting on what I find throughout the month of October.  These aren’t reviews.  They’re police reports.  And believe me, this isn’t going to have a happy ending.  I’m calling this case…

The Hell Plaza Oktoberfest Se7en!

Sponsored by Factory Entertainment!

Each weekday all this month, I’ll have another title to report on for you.  I’ll be giving away some pretty “monstrous” items from the boys down at the Factory Entertainment “crime lab” too.  So click on the links below to start diving into the case... if you dare!

Welcome back, everyone!  It’s going to be one hell of a month…

- Dr. Adam Jahnke

The Se7enth Sin

The Se7enth Sin

The Se7enth Sin

The Se7enth Sin

(Photos by Sarah Hunt - and thanks to Lorraine Lavender for the “head” shot)

 

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